Once the comics came out and everybody learned that Clark Kent was really Superman, there was no need for his awkward disguise. These days you can find Superman wearing his uniform as he goes about his daily life in Metropolis. As the paparazzi recently found out, it’s not as exciting as you might have imagined.
Here’s our photo essay of a Day in the Life of Superman.
In the morning you can find him buying groceries. As you can see, he prefers organic when possible.
I think he was a bit embarrassed to be caught with so much cheese.
He got over it and continued shopping.
He charges EVERYTHING!
A dairy lover, we discovered that Superman prefers unpasteurized milk.
With nothing to do, he roamed the streets looking for someone he could save.
But nobody needed his help.
In a deeply pathetic move, we actually caught him trying to create a tornado just so he could rescue the victims.
He even commandeered a bulldozer and set to work destroying a perfectly fine wall.
He must have realized how messed up his behavior was. After some teddy bear comfort, he was back on track.
Rather than resisting free time, he embraced it and discovered a love of boating.
He was quite adept at the wheel.
He got in a little fishing.
He stopped by a pet shop and considered buying a snake.
Afterwards, he went to a contemporary art gallery to soak in some inspiration.
Finally he met up with his pal, Batman, who confirmed that it was a slow crime day all around.
At the end of the day, he dodged down a tunnel and eluded the paps.
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