Jack has some five year old wisdom to dispense:
The week you have a stuffy nose is good week and a bad week. (He let the bad part go unspecified out of a sense of obviousness.) It’s a good week because when you go to the bathroom, you don’t have to smell your pee and poop, and that’s yuck.
Were truer words ever spoken?
Oh sick ones, cheer up. You’ll be on the mend soon with bathroom breaks that will assault your nose.
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